1. Lots of vines of dudes getting hit in the family jewels.
2. Include a photo gallery that consists entirely of different types of rashes.
3. Turn your site into a mommy blog. Not a mommy? Abduct!
4. Change your web address to Amazom.com and take advantage of all of those sweet misdirects.
5. Post a bittersweet story about Syrian refugees being rescued at sea, and let the trolls do the rest.
6. Begin more conversations with friends and family with, "If you really loved me..." and then give them a business card with your URL.
7. Celebrity gossip, and lots of it. Don't have the scoop? Do what everyone else does and make crap up.
8. Aggregate content from smarter, funnier people. Refuse to give credit, and watch the book and TV deals come rolling in.
9. All gifs, all the time.
10. Slap a pair of overalls onto your cat. Laugh as their misery and humiliation lead to hits.
10. Three words: boobies, boobies, boobies.
10. Top 10 lists are great, but be sure to always cap your list count at 10. Editing is key!
10. Post your best material at 3 a.m. when your insomniac friends will be so desperate for reading material, they can't resist.
10. I have no effing idea. Seriously, can anybody help me?