• Writing
  • Photography+
  • writography
  • music
  • Portfolio
  • Contact
Menu

FORESHADOWBOXER

  • Writing
  • Photography+
  • writography
  • music
  • Portfolio
  • Contact

THReadless shop

Some of my designs are available for purchase on Threadless! Click the shirt below to visit my shop.

shirt.png

PAMPERED ROBOT

PamperedRobot_AdFront_121320.jpg

Lotion Bars & Lip Balms

MUSIC VIDEO

"Positive Oblivion" is a single from July Churches' debut EP, "Begone." "Begone" was created during a time of tremendous loss and yet: it emerges as a dancea...

INSTAGRAM

Mis dos amores
“Mamá, Mamá!” she says while shaking my bed. “Yes,” I answer groggily. “Is everything ok?” “Look at the sunrise! It’s beautiful!”
Take root
The sky is always a canvas. But some days: You can even see the brush strokes.
Lovely day for a lovely day #chicagonorthshore #northshorechicago
Geese are pretty ubiquitous here. For many ganders, we’re just a pitstop en route to warmer places, but some live in the Chicago area seemingly year-round (at least during our milder winters). We occasionally head to their favorite local pond a
It’s time for my annual “Autumn core” photos from Lake Michigan. #evanston #evanstonillinois #chicagonorthshore #northshorechicago
Beautiful collapse
I have a couple pieces of writing and photography in the latest issue of 10th Ward Lit, the literary journal for @evanstonpubliclibrary. URL below but there’s an easy-to-click link in my stories. Check it out if you’re so-inclined &mdas
Let me squash the rumors now: We had a gourd time yesterday and are really pumped(-kin) to carve the biggest one we found (he isn’t pictured here, but we’re calling him Gourdimer).
Getting some serious attitude from ingredients while baking a German chocolate cake
Aurora Borealis is appearing in northern Illinois more and more often these days, but this peak is only expected to last through the winter before it wanes. If you haven’t had a chance to see it yet and aren’t even sure where to begin, ch
Two nights in a row, in a latitude so far south, it feels impossible. And yet here they are again: somehow brighter and more beautiful than the night before — and perhaps even more so than when I first saw them here in May. When I saw them th
One day I hope to see #auroraborealis without needing the aid of a camera to fully appreciate the colors. But until then: I will seek out and gobble up all of the beautiful nuggets the universe sends my way. (Kp - 5.33) #evanston #evanstonillinois
Mis dos amores “Mamá, Mamá!” she says while shaking my bed. “Yes,” I answer groggily. “Is everything ok?” “Look at the sunrise! It’s beautiful!” Take root
The sky is always a canvas. But some days: You can even see the brush strokes. Lovely day for a lovely day #chicagonorthshore #northshorechicago Geese are pretty ubiquitous here. For many ganders, we’re just a pitstop en route to warmer places, but some live in the Chicago area seemingly year-round (at least during our milder winters). We occasionally head to their favorite local pond a It’s time for my annual “Autumn core” photos from Lake Michigan. #evanston #evanstonillinois #chicagonorthshore #northshorechicago Beautiful collapse I have a couple pieces of writing and photography in the latest issue of 10th Ward Lit, the literary journal for @evanstonpubliclibrary. URL below but there’s an easy-to-click link in my stories. Check it out if you’re so-inclined &mdas Let me squash the rumors now: We had a gourd time yesterday and are really pumped(-kin) to carve the biggest one we found (he isn’t pictured here, but we’re calling him Gourdimer). Getting some serious attitude from ingredients while baking a German chocolate cake Aurora Borealis is appearing in northern Illinois more and more often these days, but this peak is only expected to last through the winter before it wanes. If you haven’t had a chance to see it yet and aren’t even sure where to begin, ch Two nights in a row, in a latitude so far south, it feels impossible. And yet here they are again: somehow brighter and more beautiful than the night before — and perhaps even more so than when I first saw them here in May. When I saw them th One day I hope to see #auroraborealis without needing the aid of a camera to fully appreciate the colors. But until then: I will seek out and gobble up all of the beautiful nuggets the universe sends my way. (Kp - 5.33) #evanston #evanstonillinois

LATEST WRITOGRAPH
Archive
  • COVID-19 5
  • Clickbait 2
  • Pampered Robot 1
  • Top 10 Lists 3
  • baby 8
  • baby basics 1
  • book review 10
  • casting call 1
  • clothing review 1
  • commentary 5
  • creative nonfiction 7
  • editorial 8
  • essay 12
  • fake news 28
  • haiku 2
  • humor 14
  • listicles 5
  • lists 6
  • loss 10
  • misadventures 1
  • movie review 1
  • news 5
  • nonfiction 17
  • opinion 4
  • parenting 13
  • parody 13
  • photo essay 1
  • photography 4
  • politics 4
  • random musings 13
  • review 9
  • satire 46
  • video 1

LIVING LIFE WITH BOTH EYES OPEN

Creativity is not simply a matter of imagination, but also observation. 

All words and most photos are my intellectual property, unless otherwise noted (or in some cases, in satirical posts where ownership is fairly obvious and stating it would ruin the fun). Writing marked as "satire" or "fake news" is just that, so don't freak out. It’s real fake news, not fake news that pretends to be real (I started using the term prior to 2016, but post 2016 things changed). Please don't rent, steal or borrow anything without asking and giving due credit.